Me crazy...

Okay you are all gonna think I'm (more) crazy but this is how i spend my time outside.
We have this old pram thing with the part you put the baby in missing. My brothers and sister were going in it down a small dirt hill. So I had a go, thought it was fun, then made some 'improvements'. Basically I grabbed a cushion for comfort. Then I wnet up to the top of our hill out the back, and rode down. In the pram. At first I kept running into my car, but I figured out that if you use the brakes it turns right, and without the brakes it goes left. So now i go down the hill at about 20-30 k/p/h and dont crash. Heee heee heee! Alright thats todays story now onto the regular stuff.

Joke of the day: A guy is going the heavan and Saint Peter asseses him. He asks if the guy has done anything worthy. 'Well,' the guy replies 'I was at a petrol station and some bikies were harassing a young woman. So I went up to there leader, a big tough guy and ripped out his nose ring and told them to all get lost!'
Saint Peter was impressed. 'When did this happen?' He asked.
The man replied 'Oh, about five minutes ago.'

Internet game of the week: Bullet time fighting ( http://www.addictinggames.com/bullettimefighting.html )

Internet movie of the month: The matrix has you ( http://collabs.legendaryfrog.com/movies_tmhy_w.php )

Hello again.
Sometimes I'm not sure what to put in my blogs, so I think I'll do a little message, a Joke of the day (sent in by YOU people who read my blog), an internet game of the week (suggested by you people again), and an internet movie of the month suggested by you or one I've seen already (remember: flash only).
So, here it is:
Joke of the day: How do you keep an idiot waiting?..................

Intenet game of the week: Interactive Buddy ( http://gprime.net/game.php/interactivebuddy )

Internet (flash) movie of the month: The matrix has you ( http://collabs.legendaryfrog.com/movies_tmhy_w.php )

Cya!
-Nick

Me again (der). I haven't been posting for a couple of days cos I had a visiter. With the exeptions of Anita and Nathan, You'll never guess who It was! (but if you do, tell me next weeks winning tatslotto numbers, cos you are probabally psycic!) It was ... Tomas Vanderland! (if you don't know who that is, don't worry. He's an old friend of mine)
I have to tell you one thing though. If you thought I laughed at anything, you should have heard him! He wanted me to tell him a joke, so I tried to think of a really good one (it took a while), then I was a bout to say one and i said "Okay-" and he laughed for about 10 minutes! And he laughed for about 20 minutes when i had an argument with myself (as you do when you're bored). And he is still pretty much the same (including his smartness level). I found this out when he went down our hill on my scooter, tried to brake, hit a pothole, flew, then slide along the ground for about a metre! Hee heee hee hee!... Anyway, if you want to send him an email, his email is (pretty big) : tvand57@eq.edu.au . say that ten times fast! Okay thats about it... Cya!
-Nick

P.s. I haven't had any jokes from you guys yet. Send 'em in!

Yo evryone. Nick again (der). I was reading a magazine the other day and i found a really funny joke. it was:
Did you hear about the movie Constipation?
It never came out!
Ha Ha Ha Ha lol! So funny! BTW, if anyone has some really good jokes, send me them (My email address is thecreepylizard@hotmail.com) and I'll make a blog out of them. But before I go, here's one last joke (I made it up so its probabaly really pathetic):
Knight 1 : Have you heard about our new soldier? He defeated 20 Knights on his own!
Knight 2: Really? He must be really good!
Knight 1: No. He just looks so stupid they had heart attacks from laughing so hard!

See? I told you it was pathetic!
-Nick

back after weeks

Ha ha. I forgot i still had this blog thing. I also forgot what it was called! I had to get help to find it again. Oh well. By the way, I just went on a holiday to Wilsons Prom. I can't be bothered writing about it at the moment though....Anyway, i'm up to 4500 words on my story and I think that (most of) it is pretty good. But to see for yourself, you'll have to come to my house. If you barely know me, or don't really like me (lol) than you'll have to wait till its published. I strongly encourage you to buy it if it does come out-mainly because I'll get most of the money. And...thats about it.
-Nick

P.S. Please do not write any coments that insult me or I will...get annoyed